The funnies
Jump.
Jump the inkblocks, duck the paper planes, and survive till the evening edition.
Score: 0 High: 0 Coins: 0
The shop
Coins drop on the track — grab them mid-air for a combo multiplier. Spend them here on permanent upgrades.
House rules
- Space / ↑ to jump · ↓ to duck · P to pause.
- Inkblocks on the ground — jump them. Paper planes at head height — duck under them.
- Rocket: fly above it all. Shield: absorbs one hit. Star: invincible + 2× score. Slow-mo: the world drags. Magnet: coins come to you.
- Survive long enough and the evening edition goes to press — mind the dark.
- Crash with coins to spare? Revive and keep the run going.